Thursday, March 19, 2009

!!!NEWS BULLETIN!!!


!!!WE INTERRUPT THIS BLOG
FOR THE FOLLOWING
IMPORTANT NEWS BULLETIN!!!

Laurie Contreras

Dateline London:  According to reliable sources in the highest echelon of Great Britain's Scotland Yard, Laurie Contreras, seen here in a file photograph, was spotted aboard the Heathrow Express on her way to downtown London at approximately 11:20 a.m. Greenwich Mean Time.

She was overheard talking to an unknown admirer on her cell phone saying that her flight from Los Angeles went smoothly.  She said that she sat next to an older gentleman who snored.

She further described him as "quite large" and and then was thought to have muttered something about"...just like home..."

She was also stated that "...we are now both on two different islands, in two different countries but we are, at last and at least, on the same Continent".

There will be more updates as news continues to unfold in this story.

3 comments:

DPLassen said...

Was Scotland Yard called in because of an APB for her luggage?

Anonymous said...

My luggage (BAGGAGE over here) is present and accounted for -- heavy as it is! One more leg of the trek on British Air. Everyone keep your fingers crossed! Thanks.

George said...

The Contreras family has yet to lose luggage OR baggage with British Air... did I just jynx Laurie?